Saturday, November 5, 2011

my suspicions have been confirmed

The suspicions I am referring to are, of course, that all my favorite children's literature authors not only know each other, but get together for tea parties on a regular basis. It's true. It really must be, as I am excited beyond belief to receive an invitation for said tea party. I would also enjoy going to a British tea party with all my favorite British authors as well, but that is neither here nor there. What is here is The Chronicles of Harris Burdick, a book that my dad bought for me when we went for a very yummy dinner at Easton. (The Northstar Cafe, if you must know, where they give you a free wine tasting as you are waiting in line. A nice effect, as I didn't really want to pay the 14$ a glass for my favorite wine. I got a free taste. Perfect.)

So, if you know me, there is usually an author's name following the name of a book. There is a suspicious lack of author name up there, if you'll notice. This is because this book is a collection of short children's stories by SO MANY GREAT AUTHORS. I will list them for you here, and help you out with what they've written, cause you all probably are not as in sync with the children's literature circle as I am. And no, I am not counting you, mother.

The Chronicles of Harris Burdick is by

Sherman Alexie, who wrote The Absolute True Story of a Part Time Indian, and the movie Smoke Signals (which was adapted from one of his short stories).

M.T. Anderson, who wrote The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing, Traitor to the Nation, volumes I & II, among others. I haven't read these, but I really want to. Here is a link to his website, which is actually pretty cool.

Kate DiCamillo, who wrote Because of Winn-Dixie, The Tale of Despereaux, and The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane. I know I love Because of Winn-Dixie, and The Tale of Despereaux was just turned into a movie. It's on my list of books to read immediately.

Corey Doctorow, who has written nothing I've heard of, but I'm sure he's great.

Jules Feiffer, who 1) is a man, and 2) illustrated The Phantom Tollboth by Norton Juster. Plus, he wrote a book called A Room with a Zoo. Awesome.

Stephen King, who is Stephen King.

Tabitha King, Stephen King's wife. That's right, they're both writers. Damn. How cool would it be to live in their house? Although it may be a tad creepy... Stephen King's novels are a little frightening at times... But still. I bet their bookshrine is awesome.

Lois Lowry, who wrote The Giver, which is one of my favorite books of all time. If you've not read it, READ IT NOW so as to prevent further wreckage of your childhood that is almost over. It's not over yet, you see, if you haven't read this book. Also, I have found out two things: one, they are making a movie of The Giver, which should be pretty cool, and two, there is a third book in The Giver trilogy that I haven't read--WHOA did I just get excited for this. (The second is called Gathering Blue and was published in 2000, seven years after The Giver.) She also wrote the Anastasia Krupnik series.

Gregory Maguire, who's name I'm not sure how to spell because all the letters are always capitalized. How annoying. He is most famous for Wicked. The book that the musical was based on.

Walter Dean Myers, who wrote a bagillion books, but none of which I recognize. But he was mentioned in one of Sharon Creech's novella's, as an author a boy admires. (Sharon Creech wrote Walk Two Moons and Chasing Redbird. We like her.)

Linda Sue Park, who wrote A Single Shard. 

Louis Sachar, who was my favorite author growing up--before even J.K. Rowling. He wrote Wayside School is Falling Down, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, and more importantly, Someday Angeline, Dogs Don't Tell Jokes, and Holes. All amazing books. If you haven't read these--what are you doing? Why are reading my blog??? Go read those books instead. Complete your childhood.

Jon Scieszka, who wrote The Stinky Cheese Man and other Stupid Tales, and The True Story of the Three Little Pigs with Lane Smith. Which, if you remember Logan and Mira, were some of our favorite picture books growing up. At least they were some of my favorite.

And, last but not least, Chris Van Allsburg. He is an author and an illustrator, made famous by little books like, Jumanji, or The Polar Express, or Zathura. And not to mention The Mysteries of Harris Burdick. 

So basically, A LOT of the authors I loved as a child are in this book. Oh, and Lemony Snicket wrote the introduction.

Anyways, on to why this is awesome. This is metafiction, baby. This book is set up with the story presented in The Mysteries of Harris Burdick, which is just a series of images and captions, along with an introduction saying that Harris Burdick dropped these off to an editor, and that he would be back the next day with the complete stories and more pictures. Only he never came back, so all the editor had were these pictures. So what Lemony Snicket presents in his introduction (posted below) is the idea that Harris Burdick has, in fact, been hiding amongst his cohorts and has given his writings to various authors in children's literature to publish as their own. AWESOME.

Why is this awesome? Because Harris Burdick is a fictional character. The drawings are Chris Van Allsburg's (and they are quite beautiful, actually). What this book does is present a mystery in the fictional world that the reader cannot immediately distinguish from the real world. I even had to do some research before I was sure it was all made up. But here's the greatest part: it is a massive conspiracy amongst my favorite authors. I mean, WOW. Seriously, just watch this video--it is amazing.



Also, I have to say, I'm really loving reading short stories for children. You don't see that very often. Generally, children's books are either picture books or chapter books. This is a nice break. I may have to try a few of my own.

Anyways, try and pick up a copy of this book--I've only read three chapters so far (look forward to another blog post once I finish), but I absolutely love it. It's rather interesting to read new work by some of my favorite authors. And it's especially interesting now that I'm 21 and rather critical. I'm telling you--stay posted for my thoughts. Also, I only posted what I think is the most well known of each of the above author's works.  They have all written much, much more.  Google them all, I say!

If I could create my own tea party with anybody I wanted, I would invite J.K Rowling, Marishka Hargitay, Louis Sachar, Lois Lowry, Philip Pullman, Brian Selznick, Eoin Colfer, and hey, why not--High King Peter the Magnificent.

I can't wait for my invitation. I will be invited to the literary teas, and the children's books picnics, and the Young Adult stories brunches.  Just you wait.

L.R. Ogden

Thursday, November 3, 2011

a note about narnia

There is a good possibility that I am in love with High King Peter the Magnificent.  Sexy, chivalrous, charismatic, loyal, blond... and he has a great nose.  I'm just saying.  I like his nose.  Now let's move on to literary business.

I know that I've talked about Narnia before on my previous blog (the beloved i will live my life as a lobsterman's wife), but let's talk some more.  While I watch the movie.  And skip all the parts High King Peter the Magnificent isn't in.  In my writing class today, my professor mentioned how the writers of today are being so greatly influenced by cinema.  And I think that is very accurate.  The line between book and screen has been blurred over the past few years.  Just take Harry Potter.  The books and the movies were so closely linked.  I know for a fact that one designer used silver sheets to decorate Grimmauld Place, and J.K. Rowling in later books described the exact fabrics used.  She took something from the set and it made its way into her books.  If that happened with a bit of shiny fabric, I'm sure that other things, like character traits and habits made it in as well.

But that isn't what I'm here to talk about.  That's a whole other can of worms, actually, as that is referring to the cinematic generation of an author's work who is still in the process of writing more material.  Most books that are turned into movies these days have already been written.  But it is true--I think scenes and books in general have become much more action driven.  Scenes are being written as if meant to be on screen.  Just take the Hunger Games.  I will bet any amount of money that Suzanne Collins had the movie playing in her head when she was writing.  She created a very commercialized book that had every aspect of teenage drama imaginable.  The teenagers were quite literally killing each other while being rather hormonal.  Now, I'm not saying this is a bad thing (the commercializing, not the killing--that's not good).  I'm just pointing out how, really, I don't think writing will ever be the same.  Not with our generation surrounded with media of all sorts.  There is no way that we, as writers, can avoid it.  We do need to procrastinate, after all.

Now, on to Narnia.  Sorry, that was a bit of a long sidebar.  Here is something I would like to point out: this book (and the movie) is all about the power of innocence and childhood.  In both The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe and Prince Caspian, all the good guys are either children or animals.  True, the dwarfs in Narnia are technically adults, but they are the size of children and act rather childishly throughout the book.  Even when the Pevensie children "grow up" in TLTWTW, they don't really.  They just run around talking how children think kings and queens should talk, saying things like, "Yes, let's go hither," and other things I cannot remember because I just gave my book to Lena. C.S. Lewis had this thing about life, where he thought that once you grew up, you were damned.  Once you grew up, that was it.  Original sin takes over and well, you might as well just give up, cause you won't make it into heaven.  Susan doesn't, and all she wants is nylons and lipstick.  And probably a boy.  And that really isn't much to ask, now, is it? No.  No it isn't. The message: stay a child forever.

Don't worry, I would get into Narnia.  I have a wall devoted to Harry Potter and rather intense discussions about Narnia and Hogwarts and the Hunger Games and... well.  You get the picture.  Plus, I have discovered that I like that Nickelodeon show, iCarly.

Anyways, it's two thirty and I still have to clean my room for my daddy, who is coming tomorrow!  Hooray!

Being a grown up is for sissies.  Start a Quidditch Team.  Run around campus and scream "For Narnia!" and then growl like a lion.  Reread your favorite children's book.

For Narnia!
-L.R. Ogden